Allentown's latest Dancing in the Street, Octoberfeast, will have multi-cultural attractions. There will be genuine rickshaw rides, pulled by former Asian merchants who were forced out of business by the City Department of Gentrification. After this weeks party for the Brewpub, the rickshaws will operate on a regular basis between Hamilton Street and our new Lanta Transportation Center.
Now you are getting in the spirit! I think Rickshaw's are a great idea and could be a wonderful attraction, I say put some horse drawn carriages out there too!
ReplyDeleteWait, What kind of tour could they take you on? Guess not, bad idea, never mind!
Maddy, You are a bad influence on MM. This post both makes a point and is funny. MM got me because he's always so serious. I actually believed this until I read it through.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see that not all you guys are holdin' up pictures of scantilly clad cheerleaders as you make your points.
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