PennSPOT Laundry and Highways and Lassie Bus Service announce all state roads and bus service will be suspended for five (5) days, starting immediately, to assure public inconvenience because of the approaching snow. Both organizations have chosen this site, molovinskyonallentown, for public announcements.
Yes, we have heard of this approaching snowstorm and are, accordingly, terribly concerned and frightened.
ReplyDeleteBecause we cannot guarantee we can survive the coming snowstorm, we wanted to say we always enjoyed the posts here very much.
Now we can face whatever comes our way with peace in our heart.
Good luck and God's speed.
(If we don't make it, can't we get one of the new streets, er, uh, trails in the Park named after us?)
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ReplyDeleteBe careful. There are people who will believe this even if you put a huge "This is a joke" disclaimer above and below it. Orson Wells' broadcast of War of the Worlds had disclaimers and caused real panic.
ReplyDeleteHave you checked the stores for milk, bread and toilet paper? Don't bother
RS, orson had a big audience. however, your point is taken, and i have made adjustments to insure no confusion results from this post
ReplyDeleteMany cities use chains on their
ReplyDeletepublic buses to help workers get to work. A day's loss wage for
a single parent struggling to make ends meet or the threat of
a lost job for not showing up,
LANTA should do something to
make those buses run! Shame on them. They have no competition and that's the problem.
Anyone have chains for a twenty (buses)?
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ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteAnyone have chains for a twenty (buses)?
February 25, 2010 9:02 AM
LANTA spokespeople can be as sarcastic as they want. Yes,
it is reasonable to purchase
20 chains for 20 buses!
LANTA spends millions each year.
It's reasonable to be prepared
for snow in Pa. The chains would last for years and help folks get to work. Sticking heads in the sand is a great way to run a monopoly.
anon 9:19, lanta may well update their alert message board today and tomorrow, however, i will NOT print any more of those updates here.
ReplyDeleteIf LANTA's board and management were required each day to take a bus to and from work, things would be different.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why they already don't do that in the first place.
ReplyDeleteLanta management take the bus to work.
What better way to familiarize yourself with the product you are marketing?
What better way to be able to provide the best bus-riding experience to the consumer as possible?