Tell the Lowlife

Yesterday Pawlowski had his weekly press conference with the police chief and district attorney, both honorable men who must by now be embarrassed by this ritual. I think yesterday they were telling the public what they want to hear about the gangs. There's only one problem, the lowlife doesn't know about all these innovations and they keep shooting each other, especially on 7th St. Channel 69, wanting desperately to emulate the big city stations, keeps broadcasting these announcements as if they are something new. If self-delusion was progress, Allentown would be in the 22nd. century.