Oct 24, 2013

Personnel Change Complicates Prediction

Last month, with assistance from my in house psychic, I claimed that Ted Kohuth would be Allentown's next police chief. Recently, it came to my attention that the psychic was also working for another local blogger, in violation of company policy. She has been suspended, pending a full investigation, and temporarily replaced by a well respected telepathist from the old world. Dr. Caligari tells me that Mayor Pawlowski has now been thinking about Joel Fitgerald, the police chief from Texas, with deep roots in Philadelphia. The blog regrets any inconvenience this change has caused the betting establishment in Las Vegas.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you attract such extraordinary talent?

Anonymous said...

Mr. Pawolski choice OF Mr Fitzgerald of Police Chief as you predict, will this be to Get THE support of the Philadelphia Democratic Party for Governor.

michael molovinsky said...

@5:28, as the only minority candidate, fitzgerald's pick would make allentown appear more cosmopolitan and urban than it actually is, but play well into pawlowski's narrative about recreating the city. it certainly would help in philadelphia and other urban areas, but i suspect the official philly party to stay with allyson schwartz

Unknown said...

He isnt really running for governor. It's about advancing his political career in other ways. He's jockeying for power, it's dealmaking. He knows he doesnt have a shot at governor. There's a secondary plan it work here.
That tricky fella has a trick up his sleeve

Anonymous said...

Someday Ed Pawlowski will be the Secretary of HUD (Housing and Urban Development) under President Hillary Clinton.
Who wants to bet?