Nov 10, 2016
Looking For That Rural Uneducated Male
In field under primitive conditions, searching for creature called Trump voter. Please check back later this morning for post, after I return to civilization.
7:30AM. On Wednesday, after hearing about all these uneducated males, I decided to take a field trip to the rural areas outside of Allentown. One person after another insisted that he if fact had gone to college. It's all very confusing. We know that many minorities drop out of high school, but they're never referred to as uneducated. We also learned that Hillary wanted to help everyone with their college loans. So, if the minorities weren't Trump voters in the first place, and so many people need help with their college loans, who was that half of America so uneducated?
The media pundits are now saying that they must figure out what went wrong with their analysis, which led to so much egg on their collective faces. I suggest that they start with their elitist assumptions. They assumed that only the uneducated could vote for Trump. I further suggest that their endless Trump bashing didn't erode his support, it only reenforced the public's perception of their arrogance.
I note that some segments of the media, such as Huffington Post, are still in last week's mode, insulting Trump and his supporters. They will only make themselves less relevant than before. I note the protests in the large urban areas and colleges. I note that the foamers on Facebook are still frothing at the mouth.
I apologize to my uneducated readers for having no picture with this post. I have yet to return to molovinsky on allentown headquarters, which houses the photographic archives.