Jun 12, 2015

O'Hare To Be Flogged

Taking a lead from Saudi Arabia, Northampton County Executive is planning on having Blogger Bernard O'Hare publicly flogged in Nazareth. Preliminary reports indicate that the local police chief has volunteered to administer the lashes. Full details to follow as they become available.

3 comments:

Bernie O'Hare said...

Bastard!

Anonymous said...

They should sell raffle tickets to see who gets to give the lashes. The next day's headline would read:

"Brown Eliminates County Deficit, And Announces One Year Hiatus From Property Taxes"

michael molovinsky said...

@9:47, actually, that was mentioned because the number of volunteers that has come forward. btw, the official charge is being an instigator